Check out the tweets of the 'FAKE Official Spokesman Of the Jovernment Of Kenya' @alfredmutua.
This is hilariously funny. Fantastic humour:
- Government urges all Kenyans to report to the nearest police post if they are being followed on twitter for their safety
- Government is sending a 50 man delegation to the LA Galaxy to watch Victoria Beckham play
- Government has in fact scored 134% on reforms but modesty compelled me to say 90% in my advertisement
- This state house chef is a hoax! Bean stew CANNOT be made with coffee beans!
- Govt would like to assure Kenyans that Aaron Ringera is the best KACC director that money can buy
- I would like to assure Kenyans that they have the best government that money can buy
- I've not received SMSes from anyone that died of hunger. I hereby declare famine a figment of imagination
- If you are dying, or recently died of hunger, send me a SMS
- Government does not understand Kenyans complaining about no maize. Why not eat ugali instead?
- Can't understand what all the rationing fuss is. Half the night Kenyans sleep in the dark anyway!
- To save water, government is encouraging Kenyans to shower together.
and go on yourself here @alfredmutua
