I was at a party some weeks ago at a roof top terrace in Namanga, in Dar Es Salaam, where people were drinking Konyagi.
A witty guy explained that when to serve a bottle of Konyagi correctly, it has to lie down.
'Why?,' the ignorant mzungu asked in anticipation as were the guy about to reveal a national secret.
'Because the man on the label will get tired if standing up all night.'
I hope they have Konyagi in stuck for the Bongo Flava party in Copenhagen (below), or it just isn't right.